darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

(via expressionalvibes)


me reading a fanfiction: when do they fuck

clitreaper:

when you are trying to make a mutual with someone who won’t follow you back 

image

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leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

(via d-o-c-t-o-r-w-h-0)



bl-ossomed:

i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry

(via d-o-c-t-o-r-w-h-0)